Pinatas

I was made with love and care and proudly placed upon the shelf where it read 5.99. While I was talking to other pinatas, they told me about all the myths they heard. Spongebob pinata even told me that our ancestors were sacrificed by minion demons. I didn't know what to think. Was I going to be killed? Why must I have a smile attached to my face if I was going to be sacrificed? A woman was strolling down the aisle I was in, and her eye lit up when she saw me. She didn't seem like she wanted to harm me. She was nothing how Spongebob pinata described the minion demons who practiced sacrifice. A couple hours passed by and I noticed that I was hanging from a beautiful tree with lovely flowers. I had an inexplicable feeling when people started to gather around me. Everyone had smiles and I even felt the love in the air. That all changed when I saw the minion demons rise from the ground. Only one of them had some sort of bat, I figured he was their leader. He was spun three times and charged right at me swinging his bat. I went into the light...