Life Changer

For the last few days, all I've been smelling is a combination of old man cologne and pancake syrup. I don't appreciate, and never will I appreciate, being stuck in this dark pocket days at a time. Whoever owns these pair of jeans obviously forgot I was in here because they never attempt to pull me out, even when they were washing clothes. Although I am a single one dollar bill, I can still change one's life tremendously. My last owner always had me in a cold cash register. I never told anybody this, but I hate being in one place for more than a couple hours. When I was first made, I was traveling from one pocket to the next wallet within ten minutes. The reason was because of all the bets and gambling that took place where I was from. Now, the people like to put me in vending machines and crumble me up like a worthless piece of paper. I remember I was put in what the humans call a piggy bank by a three year old, and wasn't let out until that three year old had a mustache. I often been yelled at because I wasn't good enough. Nothing hurts more than being told that all you are isn't good enough. I've learned that I'm worth a lot more than I think.

Extreme

If I had an option to reinvent golf as an extreme sport, I wouldn't. Golf is such a boring sport and I have no care for it. I would rather make an extreme alternative to a sport I actually like. The only sport I know and love is cheer leading. Some people don't consider cheer leading a sport and I get highly upset. Cheer leading already has an extreme side called competitive cheer leading. It's where cheers squads all across the United States come together and get rated based on their talent, jumps, stunts, spirits, voice, ect. If I ad to add anything extra to the competition, I would say that there wouldn't be any rules. I feel that there should be absolutely no rules in the competition. The competitions would be held at exotic places such as jungles, mystical waterfall, and beautiful deserts. The cheer leaders can put anything in their performance to make it perfect and interesting. 

Sharks are my Friend

I believe I am nice to animals enough where they would want to be my friend. Everybody wants to be my friend. I feel that water animals are much more friendly than land animals. If I just pretend that they can't hurt me and not worry that they would attack me, then I won't have a problem. Since I randomly ended up in the middle of the woods with sharks floating in the air, I would probably not get the chance to feed them fish. If I panic as soon as I saw a shark, then they would probably take it as a threat and would try to kill me. The sharks are just as scared of me than I am of them. Even if I killed one shark, its family would come after me. What if there's more than sharks in the woods? I have to worry about bears and other living creatures trying to attack me. Therefore, I would make friends with the sharks so they can protect me. I have to be aware of the situation and stay calm.